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Every Christmas Story Ever Told (And Then Some!)

December 3-20, 2026 The Vault Theater & Event Space

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Summary

Three actors. 90 minutes. Every Christmas story ever written.

What could possibly go wrong?

Michael Carleton, James FitzGerald, and John K. Alvarez’s gloriously unhinged Christmas comedy is exactly what it sounds like;  A Christmas Carol. Rudolph. It’s a Wonderful Life. The Grinch. All of it, and more, crammed into a single evening by three increasingly desperate performers who absolutely, without question have bitten off more than they can chew.

Rapid-fire parody, breakneck costume changes, and a festive frenzy that is Bag&Baggage doing the holidays the only way we know how: hilariously. 

Whether you love the holidays, love laughing at them, or both, this one’s for you. (It’s both, really. It’s for sure both.)

Show Dates: December 3 – 20, 2026
Thurs – Sat at 7:30pm, Sun at 2pm

Special Dates:

Thursday, December 3 is a preview night, with discounted tickets. 
Friday, December 4, is Opening Night!

Sat, Dec. 12 – ASL Interpreted Performance
Sun, Dec. 13 – Audio Described Performance

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Details

Runs December 3-20, 2026

Run Time 100 minutes, including 1 intermission(s)

Recommended for ages 8+

Sponsors

SEASON SPONSORS:
The Hillsboro Hops
Pat Reser & Bill Westphal

SHOW SPONSORS:
Helen Noonan-Harnsberger & Alan Harnsberger
Gayle & Fred Nachtigal
Robin Kimmel
Diane Ditmer





Cast & Production

Cast & Crew

Production & Design

 

Directed by Mandy Khoshnevisan

About Bag&Baggage
We Are Part of Our Community

As the only professional theater company in Hillsboro, we believe we have a responsibility to connect our work to the lives and experiences of the people who call our community home. We want to make theater by and for the people of Hillsboro—which means you. Welcome to our theater!

Taking Photos in the Theater

While we ask you to turn off your phones during the show, we’re happy to have you taking photos before or after the performance! If you post photos on social media or elsewhere, please credit the designers who have brought this show to life:

  • Scenic Designer
  • Lighting Designer
  • Projection Designer
  • Props Master

Please note that photos are prohibited during the performance, and photos of the stage are not permitted if an actor is present.

Land Acknowledgement

We ask all visitors to The Vault Theater to take a personal moment to acknowledge and honor the Atfalati band of the Kalapuya tribe, upon whose ancestral lands this building stands. We pay our respects to elders both past and present.

Bag&Baggage Staff
Signe Larsen, Patron Relations Manager
Grayson Ashford, Education Fellow
Mandana Khoshnevisan, Production Manager
Ephriam Harnsberger, Operations Manager
Bag&Baggage Board
Jan Simmons, Board Member
Mori Mirashrafi, Board Member
Scott Palmer, Board Member
Bianca McCarthy, Board Chair
Gayle Nachtigal, Board Member
Justin Pot, Board Secretary
Karyn O’Bryant, Board Member
Jane Unger, Board Member
Robin Kimmel, Board Member
Linda Morrisson, Board Member
Carol Beauchamp, Board Member
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